On 09/06/02, mr. bouncety happety bunny-lover wrote: hey there... want to do me a favor and remove my columns from the medianstrip archives? apparently, people on *******.com are plagarizing the fuck out of all of us. my articles are being stolen, and that pisses me off. i've already filed an official complaint with *******, although i'm not sure if they'll actually do anything about it. regardless, just remove my shit from medianstrip. thanks. -mr.bhb-l On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, four inch finger wink wink nudge nudge wrote: sure thing! looks to be done! i need to, you know, answer my mail more often! On 03/18/04, mr. bouncety happety bunny-lover wrote: THANK YOU FOR THE SPEEDY RESPONSE SIR YOU ARE VERY HELPFUL I WILL BE SURE TO TELL ALL OF MY FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL SERVICE! On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, four inch finger wink wink nudge nudge wrote: GIVE ME A DOLLAR On 03/18/04, mr. bouncety happety bunny-lover wrote: FUCK YOU PAL I WILL BE SURE TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR HORRIBLE SERVICE! On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, four inch finger wink wink nudge nudge wrote: GIVE ME A DOLLAR! I HAVE C!4LIS V!$gR4 X4NaX litH1UM ALL CH3AP ONLY A DOLLAR On 03/18/04, mr. bouncety happety bunny-lover wrote: WELL IN THAT CASE I WILL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR I WILL BE SURE TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL DISCOUNT MEDS! On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, four inch finger wink wink nudge nudge wrote: YAY! A DOLLAR! FUCK YOU SUCKER I WILL SEND YOU RAT POISON IN A PILL! HAHAHAHAHA. HEy< WANT TOO HELP ME GET A LOT OF DOLLARS OUT OF NIGERIA I'LL GIVE YOU SOME      -- PRINCE MUBONGO On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, mr. bouncety happety bunny-lover wrote: HAHAHAHA YOURSELF I SENT YOU A POST-DATED OUT-OF-STATE CHECK THAT WILL BOUNCE LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S ASS! RAT POISON MAKES ME STRONG! YES I WILL HELP YOU GET A LOT OF DOLLARS OUT OF NIGERIA BUT FIRST I MUST TELL YOU THAT YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT WILL BE TEMPORARILY DISABLED BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN A NASTY SPAMMER BUT YOU CAN GO TO THIS WEBSITE TO GET YOUR MAIL: WWW.YOUAREADUMBASS.THANKYOUFORYOURMONEY.STUPIDEMAILUSER.BIZ/IDENTITYTHEFT.PHP JUST ENTER YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, CREDIT CARD INFO, AND PENIS SIZE AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET YOUR MAIL! SINCERELY,   The MEDIANSTRIP.NET Team On 03/18/04, message b5 20 wrote: BUT MY PENIS SIZE IS CONSTANTLY FLUCTUATING THANKS TO NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT! USELESS AS AN IDENTIFIER... SHOULD I ENTER IT AS AN EQUATION? On 03/18/04, mr. bouncety happety bunny-lover wrote: PLEASE ENTER THE PRE-ENHANCEMENT SIZE SO WE CAN LAUGH AT YOUR MISFORTUNE YOU PATHETIC PINDICK I BET YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS SO SMALL!

1 On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, four inch finger wink wink nudge nudge wrote: YEAH< WELL> I HAD TO HAVE PENIS REDUCTION SURGURY SO I COULD HAVE SEX WITH HUMAN GIRLS BUT IT KEEPS GROWING BACK. I GIVE A QUARTER OF MY PENIS TO CHARITY EVERY YEAR. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT IN THE FORM EITHER, ALSO WHERE IS IT. On 03/18/04, mr. bouncety happety bunny-lover wrote: STOMACH REDUCTION SURGURY IS MORE LIKE IT YOU FAT FUCK I BET YOU GIVE A QUARTER OF YOUR BLUBBER OIL TO CHARITY EVERY YEAR SO ESKIMOS CAN STAY WARM IN THE WINTER, ALSO THE FORM IS UNDER ONE OF YOUR GIANT FAT ROLLS. YOU SMELL SO MUCH IT MAKES MY EYES HURT. On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, four inch finger wink wink nudge nudge wrote: I FART A TYOU, SKINNY MAN!

2 On 03/18/04, message b5 20 wrote: WHAT'S WITH THE PRE-ENHANCEMENT CRACKS? CAN'T A RACOON TRY AND LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD? HELL, I STARTED OUT FEMALE! LET'S GRADE ON THE CURVE HERE! On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, four inch finger wink wink nudge nudge wrote: MMM, PRE_ENHAHCEMENT CRACK. HERE IS A DOLLAR, GIVE ME SOME CRAK. On 03/18/04, message b5 20 wrote: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? IT'S GONE! On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, mr. bouncety happety bunny-lover wrote: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU STUPID RACOON? WE'RE NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT YOUR CRACK ANYMORE WE'RE MAKING FUN OF FATASS OVER THERE! FOCUS!! AND YOU SMELL BAD TOO! On 03/18/04, message b5 20 wrote: HAHA ASSFATTY FATBELLY MY TWAT FATASS On Thu, 18 Mar 2004, four inch finger wink wink nudge nudge wrote: MM TWAT HERE IS ANOTHER DOLLAR