These are some of the particularly good ones. Rotated occasionally.
Ye Olde Cheste of Booty
Yo-Ho-Ho, a Bottle of Rum, and 3 Free Turns
You didn't find out what it was until you'd paid for it. NO RETURNS. (-300)
This Elf makes you rub your genitals.
Toad's got needs.
PISSED ON by a Holy Man
"I breathe atmospheric gases, damn you!"
This old man, he played six, he played the xylophone on YO DICKS!
If you are an attractive young woman, I want you - I am eager, lusting, burning, needing - it is my nature. Call Ben @ (608) 238-7389
A bitter, drug addicted Michael Dukakis yaks on your lawn. +5
Pardon my French!
Chairman Mao wins the poetry slam.
Doesn't anyone realize that this game is all about veiled sexual tension? Quit fucking around and have a wild orgy!!
(take your clothes off for +200)
A brief game of conkers during the LA riots.
There's trouble down at the plant!
the food chain.
The Viet Cong Are Masters Of Disguise
The monarch butterfly's false eyespots terrify many predators. +5000
Man, that is one hung jury. +500
They finally let you wear the tutu and you pee on the stage. -30
Here, fair maiden, I have a SCSI card for you. Goddammit, that vodka.
the Lord works in mysterious ways
no, you can NOT term-bill it.
controlled by ferrets
your hand really is talking to you
put litter in its place.
Win a dream date with Chewbacca.